Buy Your Father Power Tools! Avoid Unseemly Displays of Emotion!

Father's Day is coming up -- as I was just reminded by a certain Internet retailing emporium -- and they would greatly appreciate it if you (and, actually, every single person in the whole world) were to buy expensive powered machinery for the fathers and father figures in your life.

To encourage you, they have various discounts and special offers, as well as dedicated pages to such man-centric brands as Gladiator GarageWorks.

They also have instructed me to place the following banner in front of your eyeballs, which they have assured me will inerrantly drive you to buy many expensive items redolent of stereotypical concepts of manhood from their overflowing distribution center:

You know what to do now.
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