Movie Meme

I haven't done a mindless check-box meme like this in donkey's years, so why not? I got this one from Barbarienne.

As usual with Internet memes, the default assumption is that one is a teenager, so therefore having seen 85 or more of these movies (unspoken assumption: in the five years or so you've had to watch movies that don't feature talking fish) means that "you have no life." Those of us who have had a somewhat longer time to see movies should adjust accordingly.

I've bolded the ones I've seen; the original idea seems to have been to put an "X" in front of the title.

• Rocky Horror Picture Show (in a theater, twice, at midnight, with toast and water guns, back in the early '80s when it was still mildly transgressive)
  
• Grease
• Pirates of the Caribbean
• Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (and the third one, too)
  
• Boondock Saints
• Fight Club
• Starsky and Hutch (not the movie, but I did watch the TV show quite a bit in my misspent youth)
  
• Neverending Story
• Blazing Saddles
• Airplane

Total: 6

• The Princess Bride
• Anchorman
• Napoleon Dynamite
• Labyrinth (in a theater, on a date with the woman who later became my wife)
  
• Saw
• Saw II
• White Noise (there's a movie based on DeLillo's White Noise!? That is so cool! Oh, wait, it's some dumb modern "horror" movie. Nevermind.)
  
• White Oleander
• Anger Management
• 50 First Dates
• The Princess Diaries
• The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total: 2

• Scream
• Scream 2
• Scream 3
• Scary Movie
• Scary Movie 2
• Scary Movie 3
• Scary Movie 4
• American Pie
• American Pie 2
• American Wedding
• American Pie Band Camp

Total: 0 (I'm noticing a certain tropism towards really bad teen movies, particularly the ones featuring spurting fake blood, in this list.)

• Harry Potter 1
• Harry Potter 2
• Harry Potter 3
• Harry Potter 4
• Harry Potter 5 (and, as of Friday night, #6 as well)
  
• Resident Evil 1
• Resident Evil 2
• The Wedding Singer
• Little Black Book
• The Village
• Lilo & Stitch

Total: 5

• Finding Nemo
• Finding Neverland
• Signs
• The Grinch
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
• White Chicks
• Butterfly Effect
• 13 Going on 30
• I, Robot
• Robots (If I'm remembering the name of the animated movie with Ewan MacGregor and Robin Williams correctly, yes)
  

Total: 3

• Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
• Universal Soldier
• Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
• Along Came Polly
• Deep Impact (I did see most of the other really stupid meteor movie, though)
  
• KingPin
• Never Been Kissed
• Meet The Parents
• Meet the Fockers
• Eight Crazy Nights
• Joe Dirt
• King Kong (both of them; do I get extra credit?)
  

Total: 2

• A Cinderella Story
• The Terminal
• The Lizzie McGuire Movie
• Passport to Paris
• Dumb & Dumber
• Dumber & Dumberer
• Final Destination
• Final Destination 2
• Final Destination 3
• Halloween
• The Ring
• The Ring 2
• Surviving Xmas
• Flubber

Total: 0 (And I don't regret a moment of it.)

• Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
• Practical Magic
• Chicago
• Ghost Ship
• From Hell
• Hellboy (I did see Hellboy II, though)
  
• Secret Window
• I Am Sam
• The Whole Nine Yards
• The Whole Ten Yards

Total: 0 (once again)

• The Day After Tomorrow
• Child's Play
• Seed of Chucky
• Bride of Chucky
• Ten Things I Hate About You
• Just Married
• Gothika
• Nightmare on Elm Street
• Sixteen Candles (first run in a theater, you whippersnappers!)
  
• Remember the Titans
• Coach Carter
• The Grudge
• The Grudge 2
• The Mask
• Son Of The Mask

Total: 1

• Bad Boys
• Bad Boys 2
• Joy Ride
• Lucky Number Slevin (The Wrong Man)
• Ocean's Eleven
• Ocean's Twelve
• Bourne Identity
• Bourne Supremacy
• Bourne Ultimatum
• Lone Star
• Bedazzled
• Predator I (though it wasn't "I" back then, it was just Predator)
  
• Predator II
• The Fog
• Ice Age
• Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
• Curious George

Total: 2

• Independence Day
• Cujo
• A Bronx Tale
• Darkness Falls
• Christine
• ET (and I still haven't gotten that taste of rancid schmaltz out of my mouth, even now)
  
• Children of the Corn
• My Bosses Daughter
• Maid in Manhattan
• War of the Worlds (but not the one they mean)
  
• Rush Hour
• Rush Hour 2

Total: 2

• Best Bet
• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
• She's All That
• Calendar Girls
• Sideways
• Mars Attacks
• Event Horizon
• Ever After
• Wizard of Oz (again just a couple of weeks ago, in fact, because Thing 2 had never seen it)
  
• Forrest Gump
• Big Trouble in Little China
• The Terminator
• The Terminator 2
• Terminator 3

Total: 4

• X-Men
• X-2
• X-3
• Spider-Man
• Spider-Man 2
• Sky High
• Jeepers Creepers
• Jeepers Creepers 2
• Catch Me If You Can
• The Little Mermaid
• Freaky Friday (the '70s one)
  
• Reign of Fire
• The Skulls
• Cruel Intentions
• Cruel Intentions 2
• The Hot Chick
• Shrek
• Shrek 2 (I'm pretty sure I've seen one of the Shrek movies all the way through, but I'm also pretty sure it was #3)
  

Total: 2

• Swimfan
• Miracle on 34th Street (on TV about half a million years ago. And here's something that was more amusing long ago: The Wife used to always misremember the title and call it "Miracle on 42nd Street." Very different kind of miracle, I guess....)
  
• Old School
• The Notebook
• K-Pax
• Krippendorf's Tribe
• A Walk to Remember
• Ice Castles
• Boogeyman
• The 40-year-old Virgin

Total: 2

• Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
• Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
• Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
• Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (Heathen! There's no "Indiana Jones" in that title.)
  
• Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Total: 6

• Baseketball
• Hostel
• Waiting for Guffman
• House of 1000 Corpses
• Devil's Rejects
• Elf (I've seen about five amusing minutes of it with Peter Dinklage, but then that cretin in the green suit showed up and spoiled everything.)
  
• Highlander
• Mothman Prophecies
• American History X
• Three

Total: 0

• The Jacket
• Kung Fu Hustle
• Shaolin Soccer
• Night Watch
• Monsters Inc. (It was the first movie I ever took Thing 1 to see in a theater, and only his second-ever big-screen movie.)
  

Total: 1

• Titanic
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail (probably as many times as everything else on the list put together, back in the old days of Cinemax and VCRs)
  
• Shaun Of the Dead
• Willard

Total: 2

• High Tension
• Club Dread
• Hulk
• Dawn Of the Dead
• Hook
• Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
• 28 days later
• Orgazmo
• Phantasm
• Waterworld

Total: 1

• Kill Bill vol 1
• Kill Bill vol 2
• Mortal Kombat
• Wolf Creek
• Kingdom of Heaven
• The Hills Have Eyes
• I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
• The Last House on the Left
• Re-Animator
• Army of Darkness

Total: 0

• Star Wars Ep.I The Phantom Menace
• Star Wars Ep.II Attack of the Clones
• Star Wars Ep.III Revenge of the Sith
• Star Wars Ep.IV A New Hope
• Star Wars Ep.V The Empire Strikes Back
• Star Wars Ep.VI Return of the Jedi
• Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
• Ewoks The Battle For Endor

Total: 6

• The Matrix
• The Matrix Reloaded
• The Matrix Revolutions
• Animatrix
• Evil Dead
• Evil Dead 2
• Team America: World Police
• Red Dragon
• Silence of the Lambs
• Hannibal

Total: 2

Grand Total: 49

And I'm a guy who saw, and wrote about, 117 movies last year -- including Paul Blart, Mall Cop, and over a dozen-and-a-half James Bond films, in case you're thinking of calling me some kind of elitist. This is a very, um, targeted list of movies.