Not the New SFWA Officers

I'm sure others will have already posted the winners of the recent SFWA Elections -- and my congratulations go out to all of the winners -- but I wanted to focus on the other side. I want to take a look at the little guys, the ones who got a vote or three but didn't win. Perhaps, somewhere, in some better world, these would be the SFWA officers:

President: Kimball Kinnison
Vice President: Meat Loaf
Secretary: Parker Posey
Treasurer: Mickey M.O.U.S.E.
Western Regional Director: Salma Hayek

Full results, for those less puckish than me, are available at the SFWA web site.