Since I went to the comics shop today, I thought I'd use two of my favorite comics quotes:
"Crime is a disease, and we're a pink, chalky-tasting medicine."
--Sam & Max, Freelance Police
"Success taps softly on the back door in the middle of the night...never rings the bell...disaster comes through the living room picture window with headlights on and SIRENS blaring!"
--Flaming Carrot (in Cerebus #104)
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